02/08/2008

County cricketers house wrecked over suspected affair

We all know how fans reacts to a cricketers performance  in India. They either compose bhajan's in his praise or when he fails, they reduce his newly constructed house to rubble.

However, in the much more sane and mature land of the old country, things a re slightly different. There, they are  unemotional when it comes to their performance in the field, but if they perform elsewhere, they suffer worse fate.

Believing his wife had been having an affair with Neil Edwards, a county cricket player half his age, John Matthews sawed his supposed rival's bed in half, poured creosote on the furniture, scratched his plasma TV and poured expandable foam down the lavatories and bath. The apartment has been uninhabitable since.
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