Australian media 'itchy' over Harbhajan scratching his armpits

 

It’s the ‘armpits’ again.

This publication is unable to decide whether Harbhajan was scratching his armpits or making monkey gestures. The crux of the issue is its very own reporters haven’t noticed anything. This irrelevant fact has however not stopped them from publishing the photograph. Hence this desperate plea:

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In light of their desperate plea, this blogger with the help of his friend who works for UniLever, took great pains to come to the conclusion that it clearly a case of bad personal hygiene. My learned friend deduced, all the untamed passion had made Harbhajan hot ‘under the armpits’ and suggests that Bhajji baths regularly. My friend has also suggested that Harbhajan change his brand and start using ‘AXE’, which will make him popular among the Australian ladies and even change Symonds 'feelings' for Brett Lee and instead 'feel' him (Harbhajan).

As for the newspaper's singular contribution to promoting India-Australia relationship, this blogger humbly suggests it be used to wipe Hayden’s large arse and the remaining if any,to be used to wipe Ponting's snotty nose.

Legal disclaimer: Disputes are subject to the jurisdiction of the International Boxing Council and the ‘knock out’ decision is final.