08/01/2008

Kumble & Co - No more excuses

Now that the BCCI like a benevolent uncle has gotten all you desired, it is time for you and your team to deliver.

Here are some of our demands:

1.No more final day collapse shit.

2. No more trying to match the opposition in things you are unfamiliar with e.g., sledging

3,No more whining about bad umpiring.

4. No more whining about the Australians, they are tough, they fight tooth and nail and hopefully from now on with less theateritics.

5. Win one Test. We know from hereon it is difficult to draw the series.

6. Finally, mend fences with the Australians, we need them- they can teach us a lot.

7. Now that you have the Australian publics sympathy, earn their respect by playing fearless cricket.

8. Put the best eleven on the park. No more trying to accommodate one player by messing with the batting order

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9 & 10 I leave it to you readers .

BTW, Kumble watch your back, remember Srikkanth, the BCCI dislikes being pushed.

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