Indian cricket team told to have sex

Why do Indian cricketers lack killer instinct?

 

This question has been engaging the attention of the Indian cricket team's coach Gary Kirsten and his sidekick Paddy Upton.

 

Finally, they have found that the reason behind their lack of success is that Indian cricketers do not have sex.

 

Having sex increases testosterone levels, which causes an increase in strength, aggression and competitiveness. Conversely, not having sex for a few months causes a significant drop…

 

However, as all Indian cricket fans know, the Indian cricketers are an adamant lot. They are more interested in looking good and rarely go down on their knees, as it will dirty their pants.

 

So kindly join this blogger in urging them to have sex.